Me (calling the acupuncturist): Hi, I was recently diagnosed with MS and was given M.C's name as someone to talk with...
Receptionist: Perfect. Can I call you back?
Um... Not sure what part of that was perfect, but I suppose I'll find out when she calls me back in "literally less than five minutes."
Update: Apparently the acupuncturist recently attended an MS event in Raleigh so is aware of the disease and has several patients who have MS. That's good for me, anyway!